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It was a sheer coincidence that just a day before demise of one of the greatest benefactors of humanity (ps: if you are a woman and thus, obviously not properly educated, humanity is a collective noun for men residing on this planet for your benefit) Hugh Hefner, I was listening to some misguided women on an open platform who would have disappointed the great man.
The women on stage had failed Hefner on multiple counts. They were intelligent thinking women successful with their work, and lot worse, most of them held a absurd misconception that their bodies were not objects created exclusively for pleasure of men.
As this event held to discuss issues connected with safety of women highlighted a deep misunderstanding harboured by many women that they are actually human beings, I am forced to write this obituary for a man who ushered in a new era for humanity that women must be made to celebrate.
Mr. Hefner was a symbol of the great American dream. As female incompetence to dream is well-noted by humanity (in a likely situation of you being a delusional woman, and thus you still think you are part of humanity, please refer to the postscript in first paragraph), I need not clarify that he dreamt of the dream that only a man is capable of, full of disrobed women.
Being a genius, he realised that humanity is blessed with a great reward mechanism in form of sex that can be switched on by sight of a commodity known as female body.
Being a businessman, he also realised that aforementioned commodity, i.e. female body, was a property unclaimed by anyone, so he just needed to proclaim its ownership and sell it to humanity.
Armed with this humanitarian idea of satisfying a crucial need of humanity, he paved the way for a new society that set aside the medieval constraints of sex requiring painful process of winning the heart and consent of a woman and replaced it with printed images of some extremely kindhearted women who could be convinced by him to share, if not always their anatomy, at least images of their anatomy for money.
Mr. Hefner is surely an business idol as he made billions by exploiting the chink in human brain that it has no ability to distinguish between a real woman and an image and thus sold same female body to millions of humans, but his true greatness is reflected in the fact that he realised that human relationship itself is dispensable in the form it has evolved.
He ushered in the new age that wonderfully branded free-for-all as liberation where few females can be willingly turned into objects and a chain reaction can be set that forced the rest to fall in line.
Mr. Hefner evoked an exciting idea that commercial forces driven by human gratification can actually be considered worthy replacements for out-of-date social forces. His idea still rages as the central theme around which we are reconstruction a new world order, where men are offered more and more options for instant gratification to ensure that all social institutions get reduced into sources of instant pleasure.
As he has set the ball rolling, today we are living in a wonderful world where we pretend that we have built an unprecedented information highway in form of internet to spread knowledge and do work; but in reality, we use it so that female bodies can ride it in various states highlighting redundancy of cloths in modern times for benefit of humanity.
This means that man-woman relationship that inconveniently required bonding beyond the body can now be set aside and women can be given the wonderful job of being physical objects.
It is sad to see that some modern women are not keen with the idea of being objects of desire and they want a life instead, but there is no doubt in the minds of men who run the real world of business that archaic concepts like love and care are expandable. Market forces are the true indicators of what is good for humans.
Women must realise that humanity has embraced the great vision of Mr. Hefner, where a sane, safe and stable society is being constructed for them with the able assistance of pornography. All they need to do is to stop this nonsense about being more than their bodies and get inspired from sensible women whose images are now floating all around us promoting frugal use of cloths.
Once women grasp the truth proposed by Mr. Hefner that they are mere bodies, men will be happy. And once men are happy, it obviously means that everyone is happy.